Monday, February 1, 2010

A Shot of Tequila Gets Me Real Hot Part 2


We here at BS Headquarters have made it pretty clear that we are firmly on Team Tila, but lately she hasn't been making it easy. I can deal with maybe-maybe not pregnancy rumors, nervous breakdowns, crazy accusations at her late fiancee's friends... but Tila may be going too far with this one.
Come ON, Tila! Work with us here! We tried, we really tried, to stand by throughout all your craziness. Mostly because the first season of A Shot at Love was so deliciously trashy. We didn't care that you were so obvious about your lack of talent and fame-whore tendencies. In fact, it made you better. And maybe there really was some talent there, because "I Like to Fuck" is a masterpiece. But really, Tila? You're gonna pull this crap on us? It seems lately like you really, really are going insane, and you should probably look into getting professional help. Maybe rehab. I don't know. Maybe this is all a joke to freak people out but I am seriously worried about you after Casey Johnson's death and your non-stop Twittering of incoherent madness and strange naked videos.
We just want you to get better, Tila, because we treasure you. As D likes to say, "If Ima be a ho, Ima be a top dolla ho." And you, Tila Tequila, are a top dolla ho. And for that, we salute you.

[EDIT: Just a few hours after I posted this, The Frisky posted this link http://www.buzzfeed.com/xjoliexgreenx/tila-tequila-gone-from-twitter-lc2 that says Tila has deleted her Twitter. I am taking full credit for it.-- Z]

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